by lukebozek1 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:04 am
The truth is that if you lived in an igloo, after a while you either get used to it or die. Wherever you are is okay, because you are there. But there are a couple secrets they keep from us because they don't want another 10 million people moving there. Like rain in Seattle. Yes it rains, but it is warm and it will stop. If you park the car for one week in the back of the house, it will disappear because it grows moss. But they want you to believe it rains like a monsoon in Indochina all the time, or in other words, stay away. In Florida they tell you to go outside in August is to die like Clint Eastwood in the G/B&T/U in that desert scene. But, it's a lie. Yes it gets to 110 degrees somewhere, but 15 minutes in the ocean and 15 minutes under the umbrella and we're good. And remember to repeat! I really love it down here. In Vermont we used to say "Flatlanders Git!" In Michigan it was "Guns, Trucks and Religion!" In Florida it's "Yes I'll have another beer!" I kider gentler and warmer place.